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Glastonbury Music Festival: The Drinking Game

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Didn't manage to get tickets to this year's Glastonbury? Not to worry, you could always play this fantastic drinking game whilst watching the televised coverage. The BBC coverage of the festival can be boring at times but by playing our drinking game, you will add a bit of excitement to your viewing and it will make you totally forget how you missed the opportunity to be there in person! Make sure you have plenty of drinks at hand and you've pitched up your duvet tent, things are about to get messy! Here are Beer Bong UK's unofficial drinking rules for the Glastonbury music festival:

 

Take A Drink: 

  • When You Spot Someone With A Flower Crown 
  • When You Spot a Rude/Funny Flag 
  • If The Crowd Start Raising Their Lighters / Mobile Flash In The Air 
  • If The Artist Says "Are You Guys Having A Good Time" 
  • If Someone Is In A Nirvana T-Shirt 
  • If A Young Woman With A Painted Face, Is On A Friends Shoulders

 

Take 2 Drinks:

  • If You Spot A Celebrity In The Crowd
  • When A VT Fails To Rol
  • If The Artist Says "Hello Glastonbury
  • If The Artist Goes Barefoot 
  • If It Starts To Rain 
  • If A person Is Covered In Mud 
  • If Someone In The Crowd, Crowd Surfs

 

Take 3 Drinks: 

  • If A Man Is On A Woman's Shoulders (as well as praying for them)
  • If The Paramedics Or Policeman Start Dancing 
  • If There Are Any Technical Difficulties 
  • If A Singer Crowd Surfs

 

Have fun, and don't forget to stock up on some Drinking Accessories before you play!

Our Ultimate Beer Bongs are back in stock!

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We have great news ladies and gentleman! Our Ultimate Beer Bongs are back in stock and just in time for summer! There's no better way to sink your beer, than through a beer bong, fact! And, an added bonus, it saves you having to wash up all the glasses the day after, we know how much of a daunting task that can be! This beer bong is the perfect drinking accessory to get your garden or house parties started and priced at just £6.99, it's a bargain! So, what are you waiting for? Grab yourself one of these bad boys and get downing your drinks, before we sell out again!

Purchase your Ultimate Beer Bong here

 

Beer Pong Dilemmas Solved

Posted by Luke

Problem #1:

Your Beer Pong skills are practically non-existent. Despite your efforts, you always seem to find yourself at the wrong end of a nasty cup of the cheap booze that nobody else wanted, while your opponent remains virtually sober at the other end of the table. How can you you improve your chances of winning? Do you practice your wrist movements? Take tactical 'fake sips' from your drink before the game to ensure that your friends are already more drunk than you are?

Perhaps the answer is simple: More cups!

Now with our 50 Pack of American Style Red Solo Cups, you can massively improve your chances of scoring, even after a few drinks. We also have a pack of 50 Blue Solo Cups, making it easy to set up opposing teams. Of course, you'll have to make sure that you get enough alcohol to fill the extra cups, or more friends to help you get through it.

Problem #2:

Imagine yourself in a crowded room, your friends are cheering you on. All you have to do is sink this little white ball into one of the opposite cups. You take a deep breath and throw, but the pressure is just too much, you've botched it! The ball shoots across the room, bouncing between the legs of your spectators on its journey. You look in horror as it rolls smoothly into the cobweb ridden, stale crumb infested abyss of your kitchen. It's game over.

Don't let this happen to you! With our pack of 5 Beer Pong Balls, you can ensure that one rogue ball doesn't spell the end for your Beer Pong fun.

Pack of 5 Branded Beer Pong Balls

 

No need to worry about crawling on your hands and knees in a pitiful attempt to salvage your game. With this 5 pack, you're sure to have enough back-up balls to see your through the night.

Our Favourite Drinking Accessories

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Getting drunk is a lot of fun, as we're sure you're already aware. But you know what's even more fun? Getting drunk using a bunch of fun drinking accessories!

Pony drinking

Drinking accessories: the only thing that separates us from the ponies.

If you need a little something extra to spice up your next party, here are 5 of Beer Bong UK's favourite drinking accessories ever. Used individually, each one will guarantee you a good time; combine all five, and the fun will be legendary.

Test tube shot glasses

Test Tube Shot Glasses

If you've been to a club in the last ten years, you've probably been served (or offered, at the very least) shots in test tube-shaped glasses. But why go to a club when you could enjoy a rack of test tube shots at home? Ours are more colourful anyway.

2L Beer Stein

Getting up for a refill every time you finish your pint can be kind of a pain. This gigantic beer mug is the perfect solution: with a capacity of two litres, it holds roughly three and a half pints, so you should find that you need significantly fewer refills over the course of an evening.

 

Fist beer cooler

 

The Fist Beer Cooler

Have you ever wanted to keep your beer cool whilst feeling like you could crush a small car with your bare hands? Then this is the drinking accessory for you!

 

Shark Fin Ice Tray

Drinks need ice, but nobody ever said that ice had to be cube-shaped. We personally prefer to chill our beverages with these rather menacing shark fins...and yes, we do hum the Jaws theme every time we take them out of the freezer.

 

Pink Flamingo Beer Bong


You didn't honestly think that we'd let this entire blog post go by without at least one beer bong, did you? It's literally the name of the company! Still, this is no ordinary beer bong - it looks more like a flamingo than a funnel, which our boffins tell us makes it 60% more fun. That's science, friends.

More drinking accessories here.

Get Your Beer Bong For The Six Nations!

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This weekend, there is another line up of great games for the Six Nations. On Saturday 8th, Ireland are playing Wales, and we have the perfect drinking accessories for you to show your support! Match days usually mean a lot of drinking for people, so get your mates together and introduce them to your new beer bong!

We have two that will be perfect for this weekend's events: introducing the Ireland Ultimate Beer Bong and the Wales Ultimate Beer Bong. Choose whoever you wish to support, and enjoy your beer through your national beer bong! With a 2.5 pint capacity, you won't go thirsty! Grab yours before the weekend, and check out the rest of our beer bongs here - we have a variety of beer bongs that would be suitable for all of the Six Nations teams.

Create Your Own Beer Bong!

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One of the best bits of the Beer Bong UK website is our Custom Beer Bong page, which allows you to put together a beer bong in any way you choose! You can customise every single aspect of the bong, from its colour to the length of its tube. It’s a great way of personalising your party experience!

If you’re stuck for ideas, we’ve got some nuggets of inspiration. Why not make a beer bong that matches the colours of your favourite football team? Or, create a Dual Bong with two Double connectors – if our maths is correct, that adds up to a 4-person beer bong bonanza!

There really are dozens of possibilities, so pop over to our bong builder page now and get creative! The beer will taste all the better for it!